1 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,591 NOISES AT THE DOOR 2 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,993 One moment, I'll get to you soon come in, a little patience, eh! 3 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,073 Now you can enter! 4 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:08,995 Cecco! Kill how much weight you've gained! 5 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,356 HI! Merry Christmas! 6 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,829 Hello, Bianca! 7 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,878 Madam Duchess... 8 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,274 Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Merry Christmas... 9 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,874 Hey, Peto! Peta, hi! 10 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,792 Even at Christmas, guys... 11 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,116 And what is it... go, come on. 12 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,393 You two are always the last, huh? Let's go. 13 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,557 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 14 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,078 No... What are you up to, little one? 15 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,636 Good, firm, firm, firm, Wait a minute, I have to tell you something. 16 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,756 Move over, Blaky. Here... 17 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,796 Before you open the presents... Yes Bianca, just a moment. 18 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,038 I want to tell you that in two days I'm leaving for a week. 19 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,635 Come on... What are those faces? 20 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,353 It's only a few days. 21 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,795 Come on, let's open the presents. Go to mom... 22 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,357 You made a beastly mess, we no longer understand anything. 23 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,879 Merry Christmas, love. 24 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,555 Thank you. 25 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,513 - Here... and this is for you. - Thanks, dad. 26 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,153 Ah, how beautiful! What is it? 27 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,597 It's a satellite navigator, touch screen, bluetooth. 28 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,355 And what's the point? 29 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,991 But how, do you have to go to Cortina? I preset Rome - Cortina 30 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,636 And that takes you all the way to the hotel, so I'm sure you'll arrive. 31 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,957 Love, how thoughtful of you. 32 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,352 - A helmet? - Does dad like you? 33 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,915 But what do I do? I don't have a scooter, sorry! 34 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,077 You have it, you have it, it's in the garage. 35 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,472 Really? Thanks, dad! I'm going to try it right away. 36 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:28,036 - I'll try it right away, I'm flying! 37 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,960 - Ready? - Unfortunately Margherita didn't come. 38 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,070 But who speaks? 39 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,033 And don't worry, as soon as I know I'll tell you something. 40 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,629 I don't understand! Please, repeat! 41 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,593 - As soon as I know something I'll tell you. - Okay! Bye, bye. 42 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,989 - But who was he? - Well, a non-EU citizen... 43 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,510 44 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,957 - Ready? - France, it's me... 45 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,152 But your husband is stupid, can you call me right in the face? 46 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,954 No, Felice. He's my brother, Didn't you recognize him? 47 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,991 - And I don't understand it... - Tell me. 48 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,551 No, I'm saying, sadly yet Margherita hasn't arrived, 49 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,593 Start opening presents. As soon as it arrives I'll call you. 50 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,752 Okay... Merry Christmas. 51 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,359 Why? 52 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,749 Because it's Christmas! 53 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,430 Ah... 54 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,709 He said he's waiting for his girlfriend, then it comes. 55 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:21,879 It's better. There is no communication, he doesn't speak the language. 56 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,312 Poor thing! It's not his fault if when my parents separated 57 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,590 He went to Naples with mom. 58 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,071 Yes, but I've been living in Rome for 7 years and still speaks like Pulcinella. 59 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,799 But let's move on, otherwise we'll be late. The gift? 60 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,235 There he is. 61 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,238 Thank you sweetie. 62 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,080 I'm sorry you can't come skiing with us. 63 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,716 Me too, you don't know how much, but it is a triplet birth occurred, 64 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,231 A spinal anesthesia, a birth in unpleasant water that you don't know, 65 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,795 I'm also cold, I'll put on overcoats. 66 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,309 Just at Christmas. 67 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,280 I told him not to copulate at the end of March, 68 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,038 But they do as they seem, 69 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,913 Spring is coming if my libido soars and I... 70 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,269 I can't stand them anymore, eh. 71 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,555 Ah... 72 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,750 Original... but it's wonderful. 73 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,113 - I'm going to pack my bags. - I'll try it right now, darling. 74 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,671 Oh! Well done, I see you already master it. 75 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:26,032 Ready, pussy... Did you like the gift? 76 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,800 Yes darling, it's beautiful, I've already worn it. 77 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,391 But the best gift what you did to me 78 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,433 It's that this year you will pass Christmas holidays with me. 79 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,715 Paul? 80 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,992 Are we safe this year? It's all right, right? 81 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,636 Very good. I promise you. They'll leave in a little while. 82 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,633 I filled him up, I put thermal tires on him, 83 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,671 I set the navigator for him, 84 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,077 I booked him in Cortina for 4 weeks, this time it's done! 85 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,710 Love, I'll call you back. Federico! 86 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,949 Merry Christmas from Radio Montecarlo... 87 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,270 The best music on Radio Montecarlo 88 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,914 And I remind you that immediately afterwards the next piece, 89 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,829 We will speak to Luigi Coppia on the phone, the author of "Single is beautiful", 90 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,349 For our column "How I Spend Christmas" 91 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,996 And we will try to understand how a single will spend this holiday. 92 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,791 (Sings) Single bell, single bell... 93 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,434 Single too beautiful... 94 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,674 Nanananananna... Who knows what I gave myself. 95 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,794 96 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,356 - Merry Christmas, Luigi. - Merry Christmas to you. 97 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,672 So, can you explain to Radio Montecarlo listeners 98 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,155 The reasons to choose a single Christmas? 99 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,430 Certain. 100 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,991 Well, for starters you never receive the wrong gift, 101 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,958 Also because you do it yourself. 102 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,558 Sorry, it was to lighten things up. HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 103 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,794 No, seriously, as a single you don't have obligations, do what you want. 104 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,515 Yes, but he's not afraid that way to seem misogynistic? 105 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,076 No! Look, I have nothing against it women, let's not start... 106 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,556 I just fight sexual blackmail. 107 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,910 It's a concept that I want to explore further 108 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,600 In the next book "Killer Potato" 109 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,394 A provocative title, you will say, yes, but on which 110 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,477 It's worth opening a long discussion... 111 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,160 Thanks to Luigi Coppia, author of Single is beautiful. 112 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,237 We continue with the mu... 113 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,158 To you and to all listeners. 114 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:35,960 No... I didn't expect it! 115 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,879 Mo - i - th. 116 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,718 Same as typewriter. 117 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,189 Okay... 118 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:09,954 Paolo, are you crazy? 119 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,435 How do we leave with Federico like this? 120 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,399 For a little fracture you want give up on holidays? 121 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,875 It just seems to me... something meaningless. 122 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,991 A fracture? But have you seen it? 123 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,436 I saw the x-rays, I'm a doctor! 124 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,279 Don't see it like that, a couple of days and it's new again. 125 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,437 Shut up! - Don't talk nonsense, 126 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,198 We remain in Rome. - Ah! 127 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,591 - Then I was sorry to leave you a week alone. - Ah... 128 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,757 Are we at home with you, happy? 129 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,434 Very much. ...killed! 130 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,516 Put the radar on me in the 12 mile scale. 131 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,630 All right. 132 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,550 < Love? 133 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,998 Hello, darling... you succeeded to call your friend? 134 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,754 I've actually been trying for a while... See you later. 135 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,879 THE CELL PHONE RINGS 136 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,600 Ready? Who speaks? 137 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:55,078 Michela, I'm Anna. Finally. I'm waiting for you here in the Caribbean. 138 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,638 I'm so excited to the idea of getting married on the ship. 139 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,680 Have you sorted out the animals? - Yes, don't worry, everything is fine, 140 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,917 I talked to everyone and I convinced them. 141 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,316 But you know how it is at my house, we are a tribe. 142 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,511 I'm happy that you are my witness 143 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:13,270 And the journey will make you forget that idiot who left you. 144 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,552 And then I can't wait to let you meet my Piero. 145 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:20,270 I can't wait to send you too a photo by email of Bernardo. 146 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,075 Well, have you met someone else yet? Of course it has a name... 147 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,350 But for a hedgehog it's fine, sorry, huh. 148 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,515 Oh, he's curly? 149 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:31,315 But no, it's not a hedgehog, it's a hedgehog. 150 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,393 Look, tell Doctor Bava that the novel is finished 151 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,558 And that I would like to hand it over to him because I'm leaving the day after tomorrow. 152 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,589 But damn... 153 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,153 Good, good, don't be afraid, everything is fine. 154 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,395 Help! 155 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,511 - < Raise the cabin! - That's better! 156 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,678 Floor! Floor! At that time? Floor! Floor! 157 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,233 But you dirty girl... 158 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,393 - How's it going? - Everything is fine... 159 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,635 With these hands! 160 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,877 - Everything OK? - Yes please. 161 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,036 Now let's look for your master, calm. Who is the master? 162 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,715 Miss? Miss, what did you do? 163 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,355 Oh no, nothing happened, everything is fine. 164 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,198 The dog is fine, fortunately. 165 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:28,395 The dog? But who cares of the dog. Who cares about the dog! 166 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,557 He almost killed me, look. 167 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,318 Shh! 168 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,595 What is he screaming? Can't you see he's scared? 169 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,119 Scared the dog? 170 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,998 Listen, I'm in a bit of a hurry, 171 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:42,192 It could continue to caress his ears? 172 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:46,109 It's a surefire way to calm him down. So, there you go, perfect... 173 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,914 For how long? Miss, where are you going? 174 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,196 I need your details. 175 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,710 - You find them on the medal. - Oh. 176 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:00,757 Yes, but not his, his! Miss! Miss! Miss! 177 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,032 Holy shit! Miss, it is an omission of assistance. Stop! 178 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,834 Where do you think you're going? 179 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,990 Stopped! 180 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,194 Bernardo! Pull up, he's sitting on Bernardo! 181 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,037 - You're a murderer! - She's crazy! 182 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,912 - Don't scream, there are geese. - That? 183 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,838 - The geese! - Geese? Which geese? 184 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,832 Where, the geese? I don't see... 185 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,598 Stop, stop... 186 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,470 Stop! 187 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:33,990 Who goes there! 188 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,315 Baumiao House, via del Boschetto, 28... 189 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,871 Baumiao House, via del Boschetto, 28... House... 190 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,754 Home... 191 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,200 Woof... meow... 192 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,272 - What are you doing, oh! - Please! 193 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,960 In the absence of the CID I'm writing an address, 194 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,555 Except I finished the... the ink. See? 195 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,079 Now I'll recharge you... 196 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,634 Thanks. 197 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,951 Honey, I still can't believe it. I have you all to myself. 198 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,393 Well, just everything... 199 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,075 What do you mean? 200 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,709 It's just... mine aren't that good anymore. 201 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,400 What did you say? 202 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,560 Magda, you are a woman understanding... 203 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,154 There was a tragedy mishap... 204 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,790 And unfortunately mine haven't left anymore. 205 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,953 But I promise you that next year... - Who do you want to fool? 206 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,277 You've been promising to stay for 3 years with me, but you always find excuses! 207 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,040 But I promise you this year it's true! I swear to you! 208 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,879 And I swear to you that I don't want you never see again! Out! 209 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,479 So you break my balls... 210 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,274 I'll be carried on holiday from the first one I find! 211 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,199 And I find it, you know I find it! Out! 212 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,594 What do you find? 213 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,634 But what do you find? Magda... - Get out! 214 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,753 < At least give me clothes! 215 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,230 Now home I'll give you a nice bath, 216 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,919 That you're full of fleas. 217 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,519 Bono, what are you smelling? 218 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,118 Excuse me, it's an emergency. 219 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,839 Give me my clothes! 220 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,156 Kill how you are, you have more fleas than me. 221 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,717 Wash your feet! Feel that stench... 222 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,075 This is the answering machine by Magda Venni, I'm not at home, 223 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,874 Leave a message after the acoustic signal. 224 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:53,313 Magda love, please answer me, I've been trying to talk to you for an hour. 225 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,118 Look if you leave me I'll kill myself. 226 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,838 Quick, let's run to my brother, he says he's going to kill himself, 227 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,395 He was dumped by Margherita. - Of course! 228 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,912 This is some bullshit they say... - No, he really does that, come on! 229 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,872 Right now that I'm on the phone? 230 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,469 Rector Magnificus, I'll talk to you later, 231 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,955 Many dear things to her and family. - Paul! 232 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,794 Come on, quickly. - Calm down, stay calm. What is it you? 233 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,598 But how can I stay calm? 234 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,360 Damn of these seagulls, but you're at the seaside, right? 235 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,915 What are you coming to Rome for? - Do you think it's time? 236 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,236 I just got it from the body shop. 237 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,994 But don't you have the keys? 238 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,634 Yes, but I wouldn't want it to happen a reckless gesture. 239 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,909 Happy, open. 240 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,640 No! Agg dictt what do I do, oh I'll do it! You died! 241 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,036 Margherita is no longer here! You died! 242 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,357 But you will find another more beautiful one. 243 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,391 It is not true! But why does he say that? 244 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,034 It makes me nervous if you say that another beautiful one! 245 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,632 I'm hitting the gas here! You feel murì cravings... 246 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,679 Tell him something. 247 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,633 Happy, are you crazy with gas? Let's make a splash. 248 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,513 Maybe, what do I know... one throws himself out the window. 249 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,354 - Are you stupid? - He doesn't do it anyway. Give me the key. 250 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,315 - Happy! - Nooo! I want to die! 251 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,193 I want to die! 252 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,913 Hate! He killed himself! 253 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,439 But what a murderer, we are on the first floor. 254 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,315 Oh God... My God! 255 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,031 - Is dead? - No... 256 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,271 He's not dead... 257 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,870 My convertible crashed. 'This dickhead... 258 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,150 00:18:22,113 Good evening. I'm Luigi Coppia, for the accident, 260 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,834 I went back to the address... - < Who is he? 261 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,875 As I told you, I'm Couple Luigi, Luigi. 262 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,152 The name won't mean anything to you, but telephone booth, nose, 263 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,714 Dog... - Who is he? Who is? 264 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,593 But what is it, deaf? I'm Couple Luigi, Luigi Couple... 265 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,475 A quadrumane is favored over to a biped in the use of the paddle. 266 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,831 It is proven that a chimpanzee... - Someone open the door! 267 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,873 ...reaches the same speed of the Abbagnale family. 268 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,789 Baghino! How many times have I told you that you have to lift the tablet? 269 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,751 Go out, learn to be a pig! 270 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,635 Permit? 271 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,839 Is anyone there? 272 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,633 Couple... Luigi, nose... Permission? 273 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,710 < Offer something to our guest! 274 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,429 Oh, thanks... 275 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,430 Ah, another... good. 276 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,595 I'm full like this, thanks. 277 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:06,191 No, no, it just sticks in my head... as if I had accepted. 278 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,353 Thank you, ma'am... 279 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:14,275 No, thank you very much... and insists on this biscuit... 280 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,514 < I'll be with you straight away. 281 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,111 Good morning, would you like? 282 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,110 What, do you want? Don't you recognize me? 283 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,710 No. 284 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,876 Look, let's not start being clever, huh? 285 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,240 No, but really... it may be the band-aid, but... 286 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,273 Wait a minute, maybe I understood... 287 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,836 Are you the author of "Single is Beautiful"? 288 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,795 Yes... a painful book, strongly desired, 289 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:04,276 But what gave me popularity... But let's not change the subject. 290 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,994 She doesn't imagine the mess what made me! 291 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,838 Oh, did I mess her up? 292 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,396 She ran over me, broke me her nose and even ran away! 293 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,353 And he wants to put this with that what has he done to me? 294 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,950 Because of this idiotic book, vapid, empty and chauvinist, 295 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,516 My boyfriend left me! - So you see that it works... 296 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,358 Is he even being funny? 297 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,672 Look... I came here, just to get them to sign 298 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,518 An admission of guilt. 299 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,950 Now she puts me... - I won't sign anything for you! 300 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,991 And I'm not leaving until he signs. 301 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,078 - And I call Tweety and Sylvester! - Pure Speedy Gonzales, 302 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,032 I'm not leaving here anyway. 303 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,356 Tweety, Sylvester... 304 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,359 Uh... how scary... 305 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,869 - < BARKING - Oh God, what is it? 306 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,755 Help! 307 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,475 Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help... 308 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,711 Bitch... bleak, bleak... 309 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,150 Bitch... 310 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,912 Holy shit... 311 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:31,475 Magda, Magda... me I can't live without you, 312 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,714 Give me another chance, please speak to me, just one word, 313 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,559 A palabra, tell me a palabra... 314 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,752 Asshole. I'll talk to you again when will you take me on holiday! 315 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,273 I want to go on holiday... 316 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,438 He lived above the palm tree, I want to go on holiday to this mess! 317 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,712 Paolo, the doctor said who is very depressed, 318 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,911 That we must always be close to him 319 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,795 And you must never leave him alone, he might try to commit suicide again... 320 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,514 Stop, the suicide, at Christmas in the balls, no! 321 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,951 No! You know it had to go in Caribbean cruise with Margherita? 322 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,150 - No. - Okay. 323 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,477 The psychiatrist says he has to go anyway, with a friend, 324 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,877 To have fun, to exorcise Margherita's ghost. 325 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,993 But where do I find a friend now? willing to leave tomorrow, 326 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,958 With him in these conditions? 327 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,679 No, that's bullshit... 328 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,871 And for me instead it's a beautiful idea! 329 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,752 You would do anything to get it out of the way. 330 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,029 You're unfair, 331 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,312 I have always nurtured him a feeling of brotherhood, 332 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,239 Even though I may seem like it indifferent to his pain, 333 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,432 I tear up inside at the thought who made that gesture. 334 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,676 - You drank! - Never been so sober 335 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,952 And to prove it to you, I will accompany him, personally. 336 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,549 - Love... would you really do that? - Certain. 337 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,397 With great sacrifice, but... 338 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,274 What wouldn't be done for the woman you love, eh? 339 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,715 You and me in the Caribbean? 340 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,235 Yes. But isn't that a wonderful thing? 341 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,118 - On a cruise? - Yes! 342 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,512 - Alone? - Let's say yes... 343 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,678 - How, let's say yes? - Yes, I meant yes. 344 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,470 Magda, I have to say hello. Bye, bye... 345 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,518 I'll take you with me to the Caribbean! Are you happy, Felice? 346 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,237 - Vulev died... - Eh... Let's talk about it later, come on... 347 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,476 Bitch... white babe... 348 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:27,072 I think I exaggerated... Okay, I'll take this away... 349 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,959 The crazy one! 350 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:41,075 HUMM A WALZER WITH THE DOGS 351 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,595 HUMM A WALZER WITH THE DOGS 352 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,270 Stop! You have to sign the CID for me! 353 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,357 Is he done harassing me? 354 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,989 No, stop! II CID! II CID! 355 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,874 < Hands, hands! Ouch hands! - And anyway... Ahhhhhh! 356 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,711 Op-làlàlà! 357 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:38,515 HUMM THE SAME WALZER 358 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,477 Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch... what a blow! 359 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,439 How are you guys? No, I'm fine, are you? 360 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,356 You will see that you will find yourself with Paolo very well 361 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,630 And maybe you won't think anymore to Margaret. 362 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,957 - Let's hope, Paolo worries me a bit. - And give him a smile! 363 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,276 Tickets all in order, let's go. 364 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,356 Look... remember to give him your medicine and have fun. 365 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,233 Eh! With this cheerful guy... 366 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,919 Paul... never leave him alone. 367 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,239 Swear it to me. - I swear to you on our love. 368 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,914 I will be his shadow. I attack like a mussel. 369 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,030 Thank you. 370 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,595 Happy? 371 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,033 Paul! - What is it? 372 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,397 - Happy! - Who? What is it? What do you want? 373 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,637 But how? They attack me like a mussel! 374 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,276 It's the mussel's fault, it wastes time, it doesn't move, let's go! 375 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,638 - Listen to me! - Neighbors, neighbors... 376 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,674 - But how, are we traveling separately? - And that it's my fault? 377 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,031 The agency screwed up, but we're on the same plane, 378 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,113 One in first class and one in tourist class. - And who goes on a tourist trip? 379 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,469 - You! - And why me? 380 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,918 And... because the word says so itself, who is the tourist? Tea! 381 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,554 I'll accompany you. Then in tourist you're fine, 382 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,559 Socialize, you're all stuck together... 383 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,796 Now you sit here and wait for me. All right? 384 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,070 Where are you going? 385 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,874 And where do I go... to disfigin... sgarvin sala vip. 386 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,115 You're good here, up. 387 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,475 - Oh? - Huh? 388 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,639 I'm a little anxious! 389 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,912 Scared of flying? Oh well, even if he falls, didn't you want him to die? 390 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,600 Just kidding, stupid. Give yourself a scratch. 391 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,679 In the meantime, read this, This is how your time passes, come on! 392 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,595 Pravda... 393 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,791 Excuse me, could you take a photo of us, we are on our honeymoon... 394 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,158 Come on, Margherita! 395 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,391 Eh, eh... Margherita as a name, just... the girl that I... 396 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,792 Then among other things I wanted... forget... 397 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,910 Mmm... 398 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,429 It was my thing, it was a moment like this, 399 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,791 To vent... Excuse me, Miss Margheri... 400 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,151 Eng... Maro, my head hurts! 401 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,310 - Good morning sir. - Good morning. 402 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,430 Thank you. 403 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,154 - I dulze caramel... - Love! 404 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,469 Sorry if I made an appointment with you here, but my wife insisted... 405 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,355 The important thing is that we are together. I still can't believe it... 406 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,353 Just the two of us on a cruise... - Neighbors, neighbors... 407 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:25,031 Doctor Paolo Cioffa is desired urgently to the infirmary... 408 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,551 Doctor Cioffa in the infirmary. - But why did they call you? 409 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,357 Eh... I'm a doctor, I have to run... - But they called boarding. 410 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,792 See you on the plane. You understand, I can't help myself... 411 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,038 The Hippocratic Oath... - But who is this hypocrite? 412 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,596 I! I mean, I'm the one who has sworn by Hippocrates, do you understand? 413 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,634 - No. - Okay, go on board, I'll explain it to you later. 414 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,319 - Please. - Thank you. 415 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,077 - Good morning. - Good morning. 416 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,717 Eh... allow? 417 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,510 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 418 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,235 And then... 419 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,672 VERSES 420 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,754 Can... 421 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,591 Thanks. - I'll make the receipt. 422 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,199 - Excuse me. - Ouch. 423 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,953 Oh, I asked sorry... 424 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,393 No... the crazy one. - No, she's stalking me. 425 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,076 - Ah, I persecute her? - Yes. - He has a lot of courage. 426 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,517 - Because of him I almost broke my nose! - So what about me? Ah! 427 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,032 Anyway, broken nose I, she's got a broken nose, we're even, 428 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,790 So now disappear forever from my life, thank you. 429 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,234 I mean sorry... I'm sorry if I fainted. 430 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,631 Because of you, we risk losing the plane. Oh God, Magda! 431 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,478 Don't worry, I'm here. 432 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,997 What does he do? - The queue. 433 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,954 But I won't let you pass, he's in a wheelchair... 434 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,835 But absolutely not! We Italians we must always make ourselves recognized. 435 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,314 Is there a queue? There's a queue! 436 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,239 - Yes, but you know, your brother-in-law... - Thank you, gentlemen. 437 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,231 My brother-in-law is fine, let's not take advantage of an illness, 438 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,318 To pass on to others who have been here before us. 439 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,155 - Well done, if they were all like her. - Civil conscience... 440 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,797 Simple civil conscience and a little education. 441 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,480 But I insist, passengers in wheelchairs... 442 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,876 And now you've pissed me off! And face this queue! 443 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,389 What's this wheelchair you made a fool of yourself! 444 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,192 Okay, if you insist, let's go. 445 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,550 And civil conscience where do we put it? 446 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,750 What do I have to tell you? 447 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,680 VERSES OF PAIN So what? 448 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,154 Uh, sorry. 449 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,671 Excuse me a stump! 450 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,116 - She again? - Yes... 451 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,196 But no, no, no, no, that's not possible. 452 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:38,996 Enough, enough, enough... Enough... and enough! 453 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,834 And what a caper! 454 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,039 - But anyway! - Hate. - He's busy! 455 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,510 Ah! Still? 456 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,917 Now you sit here, at 19 C, huh? Stay calm here, don't move, 457 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,236 You take 30 drops of tranquilizer, 458 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,829 So we can all stay calm. - 10... 459 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,793 No, 30 is fine! Madam, a drop of water. 460 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,311 Let him sleep. Don't give it to him nothing that has a colon problem, 461 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,195 Otherwise it becomes a gas chamber here and it's a really unpleasant thing! 462 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,435 Be good, eh! 463 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,590 Here I am! 464 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,950 Oh, you've finally arrived... 465 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,510 I was afraid you would make me leave alone. 466 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,914 But who gives up on you! 467 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,191 Love? Haven't you ever done this on the plane? 468 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:32,000 Love? Yes, I did... once, years ago, at night. 469 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,273 A stewardess from Shanghai, we took a breather 470 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,233 And I found my balls again instead of tonsils! 471 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,277 Did you understand? No. - 472 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,393 Love, what's the rush? Nobody is running after us! 473 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,399 No, I'm just looking forward to it lock me in the cabin with you. 474 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,590 But where are we going? The bus to the ship is there. 475 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,234 But what bus? Who knows who gets on the bus. 476 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,637 And then what do we do? Let's take a taxi. Good days. 477 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,759 Look, but it's better if I do I'm going to get my bags, 478 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,632 You never know. You wait here, huh? 479 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,956 Finally! But where were you? 480 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,232 We're off to a bad start, said yours sister you have to stay with me! 481 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,874 - I've been looking for you since landing! - Yes, okay. 482 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,197 But the important thing is that we are arrived, we have our luggage, 483 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,472 What time are you going on the bus... - Because where are you going? - Where am I going? 484 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,955 - A' ro' vaje? - I'm going on the other bus. 485 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,390 - Why is there another bus? - Eh! 486 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,238 - I want this with you! - You can't, 487 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,954 Because they give the places in order alphabetical. 488 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,514 What the fuck are you looking at? 489 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,200 My name is Cioffa, your name is Zanchi... what's my fault? 490 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,312 - Let's not argue. - Let's not argue, come on, come on, come on. 491 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,959 I don't care, I'll take my suitcase and come with you. 492 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,230 Love. 493 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,273 So these bags? 494 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,074 They already put them in, honey. Let's trust him. 495 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,669 (Sings) Me gusta mucho the merengue... 496 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,200 Permission, permission, we have to get married. 497 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,716 Love? Here it is... Michela, this is Piero. 498 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,592 Ah, I finally know you. 499 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,234 You don't know Anna how much she spoke to me of you. Pleasure. 500 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,430 My pleasure. 501 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,349 No... 502 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,475 But what's wrong? 503 00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,874 I don't know... 504 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,875 - Here we are. Arrived. - Welcome. 505 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,832 How are you, are you okay? - Well. 506 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,236 Well, since we're all here, then... 507 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,749 Let's move on with presentations. 508 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,520 This is Anna, my future wife. - Very... 509 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,677 - Nice to meet you. - Much pleasure. 510 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,276 And this is Michela, his witness... 511 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,556 While this is Luigi, mine, as a witness. 512 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,875 WESTERN MUSIC 513 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,875 WESTERN MUSIC 514 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,957 Well, aren't you saying goodbye? 515 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,594 Come on, don't be shy. 516 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,670 Pleasure. 517 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,991 Well, I'll take you to the cabins. 518 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,317 I forgot, I put you close, so for anything... 519 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,113 Come, I'll lead the way. 520 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,278 Very good. 521 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,993 What a great idea. 522 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,234 Francesca, do you think I was closing it in the trunk 523 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,193 Knowing that it's claustrophobic? It was an accident, 524 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,278 Which went on to rage right on a poor unfortunate man, 525 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,038 Excuse the pun... 526 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,317 But how do you want it to be? Very good... 527 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,831 We also took some photos together, entering the ship... 528 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,510 You have to see how well it turned out Happy, radiant, sunny... 529 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,399 Of course, love... 530 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,678 But how do you want me to behave? with him? Don't worry... 531 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,757 I will be very delicate... 532 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,913 Asshole! What are you doing, the spy? 533 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,113 But what a spy, what a spy. You see? My sister called me, 534 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,756 He told me where I was and I answered in the trunk. Sorry... 535 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,315 Oh yes? So, to avoid inconveniences, 536 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,273 From today I'll take this! - And if Margherita calls? 537 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,199 Yes, imagine... But then what was this Margherita like? 538 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,679 Look at this, look... too beautiful. 539 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,998 But it's a mess. And you wanted to kill him for this? 540 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,396 - I'm nnamurato! - 'Nnamurato! - 541 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,319 - I'm nnamurato... - O 'nnamurato brother-in-law! 542 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,431 No, no, no! No, no, no... 543 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,192 Ah! That's it, the toilet in the toilet. 544 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,556 Happy, you have to do it a reason, 545 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,513 You have to accept reality, you must drink the bitter cup. 546 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,199 What is it, 'a stink? 547 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,830 But yes crazy? 548 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,234 Goblet... but is it me? 549 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,431 Did you understand? You must drink the bitter ca... 550 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,234 - Better to get it over with. - Oh, get it over with, good boy. 551 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,192 See you at 5. - A' ro' vaje? 552 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,079 - To my cabin. - Aren't we sleeping together? - Oh, no! 553 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,190 Why? 554 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,000 Disfigin depressed, but it's not right... 555 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,680 Imperial Suite, also so as not to disturb. 556 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,996 - Thank you. - Please. Make me anna'. 557 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,230 O' WC Brill... yes, I get sick of chill. 558 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,150 Magda, I booked you a massage at 5, then we go to the casino, 559 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,476 Black Jack, Poker, Slot Machines... 560 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,750 I can't wait, love, thank you. 561 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,190 Then it's a period of playing I have an ass... 562 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,550 By the way, why don't you put that thing 563 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,513 What did I give you for Christmas? - Sure... 564 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,193 Damn... 565 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,640 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 566 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,750 And who is he now? 567 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,510 Ah... 568 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,439 Sorry Paolo, I swear that I will never bother you again, 569 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,757 But if Margherita calls... tell her I loved her to death. 570 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,679 But you didn't say you did it ended up with Margherita? 571 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,916 Come on, go to the cabin, let me rest. 572 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,031 No Paolo, inside the glass... 573 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,510 Who was he? 574 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,438 No, nothing, it was the waiter, 575 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,473 I asked him to take me to drink, a Margarita. 576 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,396 So, what effect does it have on you? 577 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,479 Love, what's the matter with you? 578 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,599 I'm too excited. 579 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,035 - Do you like the accommodation? - Eh! We'll be fine. 580 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,238 So, the program is that when we get to Antigua, 581 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,998 The ceremony will take place on board. 582 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,192 This means that in a few one day it will all be over. 583 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,277 Then everyone goes their own way! 584 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,473 So I'll see you tonight at New Year's Eve. 585 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,113 - See you tonight. - Okay, bye. 586 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,072 - Thank you. - Hi, thanks. 587 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,916 If it were up to me I would throw you down from the ship, 588 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,032 But since I don't want to spoil it Anna's wedding, 589 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,798 I ask you for 48 hours of respite. 590 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,189 Are you asking me for a truce? You have some courage! 591 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,392 Anyway, even if I would be against it to the idea of getting married, 592 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,750 I would like that at least for Piero... - Peace? 593 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,678 No, truce. 594 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,119 VERSES 595 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,594 I was bringing your suitcase back to you that by mistake... 596 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,280 - Actually, me too... - Here it is. 597 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,595 Hold here... 598 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:56,429 VERSES 599 00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,517 You'll see it's tasty, it's like Formula One. 600 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,154 I don't have a driving licence and then I suffer from car sickness, 601 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,910 Which then aside from other things of mine... - Come on, let's not be children! 602 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,111 Yes, stupid, you make me fall, be careful. 603 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,230 Look at my age what am I supposed to do! 604 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,034 But have fun, let the child live that is in you, come on! 605 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,350 How many laps? 606 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,393 Everything, free practice, qualifying, warm up and grand prix! 607 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,918 How is it going? - I lost everything. 608 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,032 Well! Croupier, another outfit for mademoiselle. 609 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,151 Enough, it's 2 hours that you make me play, 610 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,351 Let's go sunbathe on deck 12? 611 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,676 But where is the racing car? 612 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,154 And what do I know. Why? 613 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,590 - Because it's in the shade. - In the shade? 614 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,394 Always in the shade, they call it the Eclisse bridge. 615 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,876 What are you saying, it's the highest bridge of all, it is always full of sunshine. 616 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,753 It's always full of sun... and give me my money back! 617 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:12,153 Magda? Wait, Magda! 618 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,432 < SCREAMS 619 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,278 Love, can you spread cream on me? 620 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,720 Yes, right away. 621 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,720 < Stop this thing! 622 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,078 How is it going? Have you relaxed? 623 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,716 At the third corner I felt myself touch, 624 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,877 It was the child in me, he told me: 625 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,560 "Let me get off, I have to vomit!". - Where are you going? 626 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,079 - I'm leaving. - Are you leaving? 627 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,797 Are you leaving? But you're stupid! You at da fernu' 'o tour! 628 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,319 - lamm! - SCREAM 629 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,916 Suzuka, Interlagos, Bahrain, go! 630 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,469 Thank you. 631 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,075 That's it. 632 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,239 Thanks love, I loved it 633 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,159 When you put cream on me even under the costume. 634 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,354 635 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,874 - Ready. - Hello, Mr. Zanchi? 636 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,070 Yes... 637 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,511 Here is the switchboard. There is a calling by Mrs. Margherita. 638 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,916 Do you accept it? Do you accept it? Do you accept it? 639 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,117 - Yes! - Did he say no? 640 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,436 - No, I said yes! - Shall I put you online? 641 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:07,870 Yes! 642 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,992 Love... VERSES 643 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,877 But what's wrong with this? Margherita pizza! 644 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,356 VERSES ...situation. 645 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,839 VERSES - Margaret? 646 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,470 VERSES ...gone. 647 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,396 So, are you ready for dinner? - No, Margherita called. 648 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,911 - But okay? Did he want to wish you a happy birthday? - What do you know, the line went dead. 649 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,600 - What bad luck... Oh well, let's go. - No, no, no... 650 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:39,872 I'm not moving from here until he calls back. You go ahead... 651 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,037 Like, you say first that I'm never with you 652 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,272 And then you leave me alone the last one of the year? And it doesn't happen, eh! 653 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,037 I'm sorry but I'm not moving from here, 654 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,117 At the cost of waiting all night. 655 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,033 Until next year? Bravo! This is true love. 656 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,798 Happy, I'm happy for you! 657 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,874 Good evening, Marshal! - Commander! 658 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,273 Do we want to go there? 659 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,150 After the wedding you have, will you both continue the cruise? 660 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,393 - Both in the sense... - No, both of them, no. 661 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,875 I prefer to return from my animals. 662 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,630 Well then, in that case, maybe a nice single cruise... 663 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,510 So, a few more days I wouldn't mind on the ship. 664 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,711 Unless you call me my editor, 665 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,433 So in that case don't... 666 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,032 By the way, we're stopping tomorrow in a beautiful place, 667 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,596 Unfortunately Piero is on duty and I prefer to stay with him, 668 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,758 But you two could go to visit Altos de Chavon! 669 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,115 But what a great idea! 670 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,430 Yes... 671 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,836 Well, don't you two kiss? 672 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,634 MUSIC 673 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,119 - Hello... - Hello. 674 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,394 Love, if you could see what a view. 675 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,749 I see, I see. But what is it... the Mariana Trench? 676 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,514 Now I'm free diving and I stick to the tanks. 677 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,875 My beautiful mare make a dumpling! 678 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,640 No, no, we have to go down for the excursion. 679 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,713 But look at me, I was full of love... 680 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,873 - Ah! 681 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,549 Ready? - I am happy. - Who cares! 682 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,759 - Paul? - Ah, it's you... and what do you want? 683 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,880 Margherita didn't call, I waited all night, 684 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,839 I didn't even go to the bathroom. Enough, let's go down! 685 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,430 - How are we going down? Let's get off where? - The ship is stopped, let's get off. 686 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,439 I'll pick you up in 5 minutes. - No, no, no! I'm coming! 687 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,557 You go to the bathroom, if not, you'll get away with it. 688 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:46,190 - No! But below... - Yes, yes... go to the bathroom. 689 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,551 Love, before you go down... maybe we have some time. 690 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,712 Look what happened to me! 691 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,877 Love, what happened to you? 692 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,032 An abscess... 693 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,634 But how, so suddenly? Should I call a doctor? 694 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,990 No, I'm the doctor. I'll get over it in a little while. 695 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,518 Of course, in these conditions we can't go down... 696 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,239 I'm not, but you are... 697 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,114 Go ahead and take the hike. I'll wait for you here. 698 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,920 - Really? Don't you mind? - Of course. 699 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,153 I don't want to sacrifice you too. - Thank you love. 700 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,759 Are you sure, are you sure? - Safe. 701 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,080 Problems? Do you need anything? 702 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,757 - You? - You? 703 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,669 No, no... 704 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,314 Here, I put the cream on you, now make a nice phone call... 705 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,757 So, call Francesca, 706 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,912 You say that I'm always with you, that you have a lot of fun, 707 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,516 That I'll take you to trendy places... - It's melancholy, it's true! 708 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,799 It's an exclusive place! But do you like pipinara? 709 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,149 - Busy. - I said, do you like pipinara? 710 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:43,753 - Busy. - Ah... 711 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,873 All right, let's try later. Let's go take a bath, come on. 712 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,798 - I have to tell you something. - That? 713 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,389 He didn't know how to swim. 714 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,439 But com', you are Napul'... 715 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,950 And you don't know how to swim? - Because where are you from? 716 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,197 - Fiumicino. - And why do you know how to want? 717 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,831 You have fun, you're funny, you see that my closeness helps you? 718 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,873 Will you tell Francesca? Come on, I'll teach you how to swim. 719 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,640 - Busy. - I said that I'll teach you to swim! 720 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,313 Oh, hold me otherwise I'll drown, eh! 721 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,590 Do you know Archimedes' principle? 722 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:24,475 A body immersed in water receives a push from bottom to top, 723 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,433 Equal and opposite to the mass of the displaced liquid, 724 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,995 But if he's an asshole like you, it floats the same. 725 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,952 - What did you drink? -Drank? 726 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,310 Let's sneeze, a big horse comes out! 727 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,592 Yes, who can hear your sister... But what is this hot thing? 728 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,711 - The pipe girl! - Oh, no! 729 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,633 Well yes! And he won't leave me, eh! 730 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,270 Help! 731 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,400 Help! 732 00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,158 Quick, there's someone drowning! 733 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,471 Here we come, hold on! 734 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,710 Is he alive? 735 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,269 Yes, he's fine. He just drank some water. 736 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,869 Well! He wanted to die, he wanted to die and never dies... 737 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,195 'Shut up your... 738 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,318 Thanks for the ride. 739 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,956 Imagine, among witnesses... 740 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,669 But what... what do you do, kill him? 741 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,633 Sure, if it stings me I go into anaphylactic shock and die. 742 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,639 But now so you don't die, the jellyfish must die! 743 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,552 - Huh? - It's very rare. 744 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,071 Of course, the sandfly dies. The sandfly must die, of course. 745 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,511 No! You stop and let her get out. What does it take? 746 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,792 Goodbye, pappataceous, with salamelecchi and so on. 747 00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,150 - Huh? - The idiots! - Come on, let her out. 748 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,112 Wait... - If it stings me... 749 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:16,710 She went behind. Wait... We need to let it out slowly, slowly, 750 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,514 Because otherwise their wings will break. 751 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,436 Here it is, here it is, here it is... Come on, come out baby... No! 752 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,555 Let the jellyfish out! - Get up, I can't see! 753 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,875 And who cares! 754 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,434 Oh, oh, oh, oh... 755 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,950 Oh, you slut of a... 756 00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:02,397 Let's not lose our temper... we go down from behind. 757 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,635 Shh! 758 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,320 Stop! Stop! Stop! Do we want to die? 759 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,997 - I was just taking the bag. - The bag... 760 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,673 - Stop it! - Shh! 761 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,633 First we go down, then we pick up the bag... but later! 762 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,672 Okay. So listen to this... 763 00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:26,800 On the count of three we fold down the seats... 764 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,229 And then we crawl backwards. All right? 765 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,516 - Better. - Yes, yes... ok. 766 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,597 One two three! 767 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,473 Ah! Slut of a... 768 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,993 - Shoot! - He's not coming. 769 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,114 - Shoot! - He's not coming. 770 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:42,674 Then throw yourself on me! 771 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,629 It would be against mine principles... 772 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,798 Imagine if I have to die because of guilt of an imbecile! You come! 773 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:58,069 So when I tell you go, I shuffle backwards... 774 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,430 - Back... - And you shuffle forward. 775 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,314 - After you? - Yes, small movements, okay? 776 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,791 Are you ready? - Well... 777 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:10,237 Go! Go! Go! 778 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,589 Go! Go! Go... - Sorry... I'm a little embarrassed. 779 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:17,439 - Aaah! Go! Go! Go! - Go... 780 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,358 - Go! Go! - And go! 781 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,312 Arrived! Arrived! 782 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:28,390 Open, open, open, open... come down, come down, come down... 783 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,235 Well? 784 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,914 What do we want to do? 785 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,512 No, are you still holding back much? 786 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,355 In what sense? 787 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,194 No, I say, there is no more danger, you can come down. 788 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,913 Ah yes, yes, sorry. It was for safety. 789 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,070 Ah! 790 00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,593 - I'm coming down... - At your convenience. 791 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,236 My goodness, always in a hurry... 792 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,357 'This world that runs, runs... 793 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,715 My goodness... by a hair, huh? 794 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,676 - What an ass! - You can say it! 795 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,674 - No, in the sense... it went well. - In fact... 796 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,950 Okay, I'll go get my bag... - No! 797 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,591 It may be dangerous. 798 00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,151 - What are you doing? - Now... 799 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,994 I'll take off my belt, I'll give you a piece of it 800 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:48,074 And then in total safety, eh... Yes, but take it. 801 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,396 - I understand, I didn't have time. - Eh! 802 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,358 The car, Luigi! It's going the car! Help! 803 00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,752 - The trousers! The pants! - What do you care about trousers! 804 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,917 I can't do it alone! - Here you are! 805 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,469 - The trousers... - Help me, Luigi! 806 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,558 - Keep the car! But keep it! - Yes, I'm keeping it! 807 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,991 - Hold on! Hold on! - No, no, what can I resist? 808 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,509 I can't do it, Luigi! - Well done for resisting! 809 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,075 No, I can't resist alone! Louis! 810 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:22,593 Oh, I asked you one thing, resist... 811 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,072 812 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:53,396 I had everything in that bag, money, documents, telephone. All. 813 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,797 Who do you tell... everything, all in the car. 814 00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,119 Francesca, of course if I let him drown! 815 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,160 In fact, I would say that it has been established a nice relationship. 816 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,792 But what do you want to see underneath? 817 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:10,434 Look darling, I'm leaving you, because we have two days of navigation 818 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,278 And here the phone doesn't pick up. 819 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,030 I take care of you, I'll teach you how to swim 820 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,720 And you continue to snitch! - Yes, crazy, Paolo! 821 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,673 It's just that while they were reviving me, Francesca called, 822 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:25,189 Someone responded and he told everything. 823 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,755 Anyway, I'm not depressed anymore, 824 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,794 Agg' known 'na female amazing, 'n exaggerated femmnone. 825 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:35,038 A local one? A Creole? Well, so you can come down here, 826 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,595 You experience this splendid new one love story 827 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,758 And I continue the cruise. - No, she's someone who's on the ship. 828 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,917 And it seemed to you, never a stroke of luck. 829 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,554 - Good, in fact she is engaged. - And what will happen. 830 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:46,875 Do you want to see it? 831 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,799 It's the one with the red sarong. 832 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,389 - That? - Yes. 833 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,392 - But that one? - Yes! 834 00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:58,995 The lesbian? 835 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,233 Like lesbian? And what do you know? 836 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,873 What do I know? But if you see immediately. 837 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,913 It's just that you lost your eye. That's 100% biche. 838 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,994 - But if she's with someone. - It will be a cosmetic thing... 839 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,390 Indeed. He says he's with the old man. 840 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,031 How old? Did she tell you? 841 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,999 No, you could tell from the way he spoke, this doesn't do it... 842 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,872 Anyway, I invited them to dinner. 843 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,514 But who? The lesbian and his youthful companion? 844 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,430 No, old man. 845 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,598 But you don't mind your own business never, huh? But aren't you depressed? 846 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,314 - But it's a dinner, not a tragedy. - Oh, no? 847 01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,116 Piece of shit. Died killed... 848 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,549 - Paul! - Who is? 849 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,873 Ah, it's you love... Good morning. 850 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,759 Good morning. I was trying to convince his wife 851 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,440 To register for the competition Miss Costa Cruises, 852 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,358 But she doesn't want to. Convince her! 853 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,117 No, it's that Felice he invited me to dinner. 854 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,756 He's someone I met on a trip. So, seeing that to participate 855 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,235 I would have to cancel the competition dinner... 856 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,473 Do you want to miss the competition? What do you care about dinner! 857 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:05,399 No, I'm a little ashamed, then I would hate to lose. 858 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,433 Lose with these bowls? Come on, touch it, I'm made of marble! 859 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,153 Touch... Paolo! - 860 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,079 Not to mention the rest! His ass is so high 861 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,714 We have a bunk toilet! Bunk! 862 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,717 Enough, let's go! Sign me up! 863 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,878 A phenomenal thing! Nice to meet you Cioffa. What were we talking about? 864 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,230 Ah, the lady's ass. - Let's go! 865 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:27,194 Don't be modest, let it be described your rear to the bystanders... 866 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,917 Nothing, they didn't board, 867 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,475 The cell phone is off the hook and no one saw them. 868 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,037 Unfortunately we have already waited to the extent possible. 869 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:40,234 We have to set sail in 5 minutes... Look, let's do something, 870 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,000 Let's send a message to the police. 871 01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,875 Now it's your fault we will lose the ship. 872 01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,839 Good! My fault? Good! In case it's you... 873 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,351 < SIREN OF DEPARTING SHIP 874 01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:56,155 No! 875 01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:00,592 Holy shit, they left without us! 876 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,511 Come on, let's go see if they are there they make us make a phone call. 877 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,431 - Let's ask the peon here. - Yes. 878 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,914 Where are you going? 879 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,396 - Why do you speak Spanish? - No... 880 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,591 But it's simple, because you see, Spanish... 881 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,678 It's a bit of a mix between the Romagna and the Veneto, which are... 882 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,359 - Are you sure? - And and!! 883 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,270 Please. 884 01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,114 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 885 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,596 Forgive me, sir peòn, let's keep that... 886 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,314 Socc we have to make a call, It's an emergency. 887 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,431 Don't break my balls! 888 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,756 - Please? - He said you shouldn't bother him... 889 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,874 I got it! There is a need for... Rude. 890 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,793 Go, the master is there... 891 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,071 Socc sir master, peon, I could... 892 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,919 Because the other, an arrogance, I could... 893 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,597 Go! Don't break my balls! 894 01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,711 He said too not to break... 895 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,310 I got it! I understand! Everyone is rude here, congratulations! 896 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,869 Well done! But now I'm going to get it a vocabulary 897 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,832 And I'll tell you four. - Okay, 898 01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,759 Socc, I have to go now in the bathroom, what do I have... 899 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:14,914 Eh... it's an emergency... 900 01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,759 Go, go, go, go... 901 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,079 I'll take care of it here! 902 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,952 If there is no money, there is no goods... 903 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:41,156 Oh! Italian-Spanish, Spanish Italian. So... 904 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:46,509 Give me a beer. 905 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,914 < YOU SHOOT WITH THE SILENCER 906 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,235 < SHOOT 907 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,516 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 908 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,836 Ustedes son unos verdaderos! 909 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,232 Now let me call... 910 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,957 Oh I change this bar... in a bull ring! 911 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:25,315 Aahh! 912 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:26,629 Aaahhh! 913 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,270 Aahh! 914 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,311 Aaahhh! 915 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,800 Oh, for Christ's sake! 916 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,190 What did you do? 917 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,430 - Go away! Go go! It wasn't... it was me! 918 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,712 So whoever did it, speak up! Speaks! 919 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:44,830 Shh! 920 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,917 Yes, I'll fax them now the photos of the two tourists. 921 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,835 Now let's tell the police everything, so they take us back to the ship. 922 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,474 Good, very good, beautiful idea. 923 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,469 Oh! Eh... 924 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,439 Leave it to who... huh? 925 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,592 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 926 01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,355 Rescue... - If you allow me, this time I'll speak. 927 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:01,875 Speaks. 928 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,878 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Senior, we are here for those who... 929 01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:11,353 If you don't know the languages... You were off to a good start... 930 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,438 What does it have to do with it? He doesn't even have me given the chance. 931 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,159 Shh... Enough. 932 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,029 - Don't they think it was us? - No... 933 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,751 What did you say, sorry? Check. 934 01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,636 What does he say? - Wait a minute... They're shooting... 935 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,195 Wait a minute! If you put your hands on me... - What does he say? 936 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,630 - I'm looking for... Michela! - What is it? 937 01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,353 - They'll shoot us on sight! - No! 938 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:59,554 - Over there. - But you don't even know where we are! 939 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,637 Of course I know, we're in deep shit. 940 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,230 - How cute! - Precisely! 941 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:09,313 - How beautiful, look at them... - Bitch... 942 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,916 - But what is it? Look at the faces... - Oh dear, Michela, oh dear... 943 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:17,154 < Ladies and gentlemen good evening and welcome to Lido Sole... 944 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,749 This evening the appointment most awaited, 945 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,998 The election of Miss Costa 2008... 946 01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,994 Here you go, then you can fix it better, eh... 947 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,953 Okay. So love, go and apologize with those gentlemen 948 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:35,039 With whom we were supposed to dine, I'm at the bar. His name is... 949 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:37,800 (Together) Felice Zanchi. - Do you remember? 950 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,558 As if he were a relative... 951 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:43,196 - I don't remember the old man... - Better. You think about winning, 952 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,358 I'll put myself in the front row, so I enjoy the show. 953 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,834 See that girl... - Okay. 954 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,474 Can I sit? 955 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,677 No he's busy, go a little further... 956 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,235 Without doing burdell' and it's annoying... 957 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:00,634 Have they arrived? 958 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:05,479 - No. I don't understand, look... - Let's delete them! I'm two rude people. 959 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,871 I don't want to hear them mentioned anymore, 960 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,231 But then we're doing so well and you alone. Do you know what we do? 961 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,358 Let's go see the magician. 962 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,556 - I don't like it. - The great Catafu? 963 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,878 He sounds like a pushover, but he did it David Copperfield disappeared! 964 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:22,709 Your name is Happy, walk with a beautiful smile. 965 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,798 So if I called myself Christmas, I was walking ca' sleigh'? 966 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,709 Good evening and welcome to the theater Jupiter, at the magician's show... 967 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,633 (The valleys) Catafu! 968 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,236 You will see it soon to a strab... 969 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,431 In five minutes it's up to his wife. 970 01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:53,470 A' ro' vaje? 971 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:59,519 A disfigin... on the bridge... sgarvin... I'll be right back. 972 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,430 To disfigin? I'll come too. 973 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:06,594 How am I coming too? It seems easy... 974 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,757 At disfigin, alone, usually. 975 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:10,914 - Hmm? - Eh! 976 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:15,710 Who is the volunteer? who wants to... disappear? 977 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,560 I! 978 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,311 A big round of applause... 979 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,598 - Cioffa. - Catafu. 980 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,750 Well... 981 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,473 And now, kind audience, 982 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,035 You will witness my famous experiment, 983 01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:38,552 The space-time dislocation. - Are you making me disappear? Can we squeeze? 984 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,079 Sorry, let me do it. 985 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,238 But this way he loses attention of the public, let it be... 986 01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:46,079 Now I'm going in here and disappearing and in my place... 987 01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,396 What does it look like? A rabbit, a nice pussy? 988 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,591 - Nothing. - Okay, a fucking number. 989 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,836 Come on, move! Sim-sala-bim! 990 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,912 It's a somewhat unusual procedure, 991 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:58,317 But that makes the number even more interesting... 992 01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:01,199 01:10:04,393 And that's fine! Shut up and disappear! 994 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,070 Paul! 995 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,709 Be ready, it will have to reappear soon. 996 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,797 - But I really don't think so! - But where are you going? 997 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,038 But who cares! And get up! 998 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:24,275 The new Miss Costa 2008 is... 999 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,870 Number 15, Magda Venni! 1000 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:40,069 - Good! Good! Good, huh? - Eee!! 1001 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,197 Okay, but what is it? Let's go, dear. 1002 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:43,549 Love, where were you? 1003 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:46,320 Disfigin with the magician, anyway congratulations. 1004 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:50,593 - Thank you. But why are you out of breath? - It's the emotion of being with a miss! 1005 01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,951 Luigi... look what I found. 1006 01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:05,393 Oh... well done, well done, well done. 1007 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:07,432 - Think that... - And go! - No!! 1008 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,069 What are you doing, murderer! He has a broken paw, 1009 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,555 I took her to cure her, not to eat it! 1010 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:17,392 Now, I'm not a vet, but for the lobster's sake 1011 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:20,393 This little paw here... - LOBSTER SOUND 1012 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,399 Holy shit! I'm going to get more wood... 1013 01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:26,749 Well done... 1014 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,193 That's it... 1015 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:37,512 At least that ugly shirt it served some purpose. 1016 01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:49,394 Go little one, good luck. 1017 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,069 What is that? 1018 01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:10,352 A bed. We are wanted, it's better to sleep here. 1019 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,796 You are right. Which side do you usually sleep on? 1020 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:15,833 - Always on the side of the door. - What if the door isn't there? 1021 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,633 In the middle. Good night. 1022 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:25,309 It seems to me... that it could be... 1023 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,875 Big enough for both of us! 1024 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,393 Yes, but we take turns on guard. 1025 01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:38,520 - Eh... nice. - There, perfect... 1026 01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:41,832 - Nice idea, right... - Good that you understand, I'm glad. 1027 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,439 You start, good night! 1028 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,116 Okay... Half an hour, until ten. 1029 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:00,519 But think about it... 1030 01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:22,518 Who goes there? 1031 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,230 Oh, shift change, it's up to you. Good night. 1032 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:54,915 Michela, Michela, Michela... 1033 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:58,318 I am very tired, I would say exhausted. 1034 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,873 I would prefer to postpone it until tomorrow. Can you resist? 1035 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,235 - But what did you understand? - No, no, no... 1036 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:08,074 You don't have to justify yourself, I understand you... 1037 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:13,559 Imagine, here... the sea, the moon, the Caribbean, the smell of the male... 1038 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,916 You mean the smell of your armpit? 1039 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:19,351 You're not the first to tell me this but in the meantime they stretch out their hands, 1040 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:22,120 Then we spend a night of sex... and what sex! 1041 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,749 Then you like it, you fall in love, you want to marry me 1042 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:28,077 And I find myself handcuffed to a squalid life as a couple! 1043 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,952 No, no, no, no... - Are you stupid? 1044 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:33,678 You disgust me! - Yes, yes, they all say that... 1045 01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:37,312 Anyway my conditions they are mandatory. 1046 01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:40,034 You think about it now, take your watch, 1047 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:43,949 The night brings advice and tomorrow, but maybe, we'll see... who knows. 1048 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,349 'Night... 1049 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,799 This explicit provocation of yours sexual, 1050 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,594 It lets me know what you've got your conclusions... 1051 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:03,518 Michela... 1052 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:06,276 Please hold bridle your tongue, 1053 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:09,711 Because I explained that to you tonight I couldn't give my best... 1054 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,354 Oh, then! 1055 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:16,080 Maybe, but I say maybe, 1056 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,999 I might consider it your proposal, 1057 01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:22,272 But only if you guarantee me that it will be an occasional, 1058 01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:25,392 As unforgettable as it is, relationship between singles. 1059 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:26,919 At that time? What do you say? 1060 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,552 Well... I'll take that as a yes. 1061 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,315 There he is! 1062 01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,711 Oh! Holy shit! 1063 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:50,438 But what happened to you last night? 1064 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:54,195 What do I know, the magician made me disappear and when one disappears, it disappears. 1065 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:57,711 This morning at 6.30 am reappeared and the theater was empty. 1066 01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,673 I booked the tournament for you table tennis, on deck 8. 1067 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,916 - Why? - Always stay in the balls! 1068 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:04,872 - But I don't know how to play. - You learn! 1069 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,752 - And what are you doing? - A Turkish bath. 1070 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:07,915 I'm coming too! 1071 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,789 Are you crazy? You definitely feel bad! 1072 01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:13,753 It's a closed place, full of smoke, I'll be out of breath... 1073 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:17,874 Go play ping pong which is better. Go, go... 1074 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,749 What an effort... 1075 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,839 Good morning, Felice. 1076 01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:31,878 Good morning, miss. 1077 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:38,669 Did you have any problems yesterday? My brother-in-law and I were waiting for you... 1078 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:41,315 But why my husband didn't he come to apologize? 1079 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:44,560 - No. - Why not? I was recommended... 1080 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:48,516 Excuse me, actually I would like to apologize even with his brother in law, where is he? 1081 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:52,515 No, I don't think that's possible, because he's in the Turkish bath... 1082 01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:56,356 My husband also booked, we'll go there in a few minutes. 1083 01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:58,915 She comes too, so we all know each other! 1084 01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:02,272 The idea is nice, but I can't think about staying in there, 1085 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,199 That I can't breathe, I'm already short of air... 1086 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:08,119 I'm sorry, we'll do it another time. 1087 01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:12,597 But sometimes it's necessary! I'll take it the costume and I'll see you there. 1088 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:19,830 Paolo, what have you done? You are not apologized to Felice and his brother-in-law. 1089 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,474 - No? - No, but you can fix it now. 1090 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,832 - Yes? - Yes, Felice said that his brother-in-law is in the Turkish bath. 1091 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,315 Well! Felice's brother-in-law! The old man? 1092 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:32,235 Yes, now come in, you introduce yourself and apologize to him. 1093 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,160 - I beg your pardon? - No, you apologize to him. 1094 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,676 But to whom? But let's forget about it, 1095 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,838 These are useless excuses, they are useless for nothing, but if you care, 1096 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,520 In fact I go and apologize, in fact I rush. 1097 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:49,949 Here I am... 1098 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,350 My husband and his brother-in-law I'm already inside, 1099 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:53,993 So they talk to each other. 1100 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:57,478 Hello, I don't want to disturb you, my name is Paolo Cioffa, 1101 01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:00,114 I wanted to ask... - And instead she disturbs! 1102 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:02,550 Leave me alone, please! - What manners! 1103 01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:05,559 I come here kindly... - Since he's so kind, 1104 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:08,194 Please be kind not to break the balls! 1105 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:11,153 < Please? I didn't get it, should I stop? 1106 01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:14,079 To break your balls, balls, zibbidei, do it! 1107 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,635 Look, you abuse my innate education, 1108 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,639 But if she continues, I'll fuck her! - But to whom? 1109 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,751 Who are you sending to fuck? You idiot! 1110 01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:25,077 Oh! I swell you like a bagpipe! Give it to me, it's better! 1111 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,113 Go away, go away, asshole! - 'I'm a moron! 1112 01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:31,073 'This old idiot! I tried it, 1113 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,599 But there's no talking. 1114 01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:37,191 It's a beast! A troglodyte! I come in, I apologize... 1115 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,792 For me, skip dinner tonight. 1116 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:45,715 - I think so too. Until we meet again. - Many things. 1117 01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:05,509 What is it? 1118 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:09,960 I look like a cubist! 1119 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:14,234 Let's get ready to go down, before they find us. 1120 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:17,313 He laughs... Come on, get up. 1121 01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:20,158 In my opinion, maybe it's better not to! 1122 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:24,190 And don't tell me what to do, I know how to look after myself perfectly... 1123 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,832 I told him... 1124 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,630 What time does the bus leave for the port? 1125 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:35,870 In an hour. 1126 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:48,556 I'm hungry... it's been two days that we don't eat! 1127 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,030 Are you not hungry? - Yes, I'm hungry too... 1128 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:54,313 But how can you even think about eating of living beings? 1129 01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:56,718 Living? By now... 1130 01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:59,269 And we don't have any money anyway. Come on, let's go. 1131 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:12,477 Sorry, did I understand correctly? Cockfighting? 1132 01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:14,756 Yes, it's a picturesque one local custom, 1133 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:17,838 A metaphor for struggle for male supremacy. 1134 01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:21,476 The cockfight... - It's terrible, we need to stop them! 1135 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,716 But where are you going? There's the bus... 1136 01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,918 The police, let's escape! 1137 01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,870 - No! We need to save the roosters! - Huh? 1138 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,070 The roosters! 1139 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,717 The roosters, the roosters... Who cares about 4 pens... 1140 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,672 Ah! Holy shit with this thing! 1141 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:41,430 Look, when you kill an animal, it's as if a soul were extinguished. 1142 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:44,120 But go and shit the roosters and the soul of the roosters, eh! 1143 01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:58,398 Ugly imbecile, free these animals immediately! 1144 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,915 - I do not understand. - What did they do to you? 1145 01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:08,874 Exploitor, criminal, sexist! 1146 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,513 Male chauvinist? 1147 01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:15,875 Liberals! 1148 01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:46,835 Hello... 1149 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,313 Did you kill El Diablo? 1150 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:54,350 It's not exactly devil-may-care, alla diabla... it's flambéed, let's say. 1151 01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:03,239 01:22:11,839 Well... thanks. 1153 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,070 Please. 1154 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,276 You killed the rooster, murderer! 1155 01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:21,790 Murderer, murderer, murderer, murderer, murderer! 1156 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:37,874 No, no, senor, we have nothing to do with it nothing, nothing with the massacre... 1157 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,196 - Nois turistas! - Tourists. 1158 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,518 - I don't understand, who are they shooting at? - To us. 1159 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,110 Holy Christ! They shoot us, do you realise? 1160 01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,590 And this is your fault and roosters! What is it? 1161 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,916 - Telephone. - Here you are... 1162 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:57,917 You see... The last phone call, are you happy? Good. 1163 01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:01,394 Look, I don't know who to call, I'm single. 1164 01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:06,072 I don't know who to call... Let me die with dignity! 1165 01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,635 He insists on this phone! - Telephone! 1166 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:12,355 I don't know, maybe at my house the parrot can answer... 1167 01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:15,474 But I don't know if the chimpanzee brings him the phone. 1168 01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:18,194 - Michela, I'm Anna! - Ready? 1169 01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:23,199 Ready, Anna! Piero! Yes, we're fine, everything's fine... 1170 01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:26,560 Yes, yes... Bye, bye, bye... 1171 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:29,275 What? What? 1172 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,510 It's all clear, they take me back to the ship. 1173 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:33,915 Mi, ci, ci... 1174 01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,033 No, me. 1175 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:40,678 - And me? - And they... they shoot you. 1176 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:42,075 Ah... 1177 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:47,470 Sense of humor, zero. 1178 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,760 Happy. 1179 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:17,520 What have you done? 1180 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,869 An abscess. It hurts like hell. 1181 01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:24,996 I can't go down with you, you have to go hiking alone. 1182 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,636 Then I really have to go alone... 1183 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:31,751 I can't even ask her... 1184 01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,951 But why do you speak so softly? 1185 01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:36,917 And I wouldn't want him to hear us... 1186 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,910 Magda, let me introduce you to my brother-in-law... 1187 01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:53,677 Like his brother-in-law? He's my husband. 1188 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:58,270 Like my husband? He is the husband of my sister, Francesca. 1189 01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:01,470 Because, he is the brother of your wife? 1190 01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:04,749 But then if she is in company by Paolo... 1191 01:25:07,480 --> 01:25:10,438 And she's not my sister, so what is it, the lover? 1192 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:15,473 I am his partner. In fact, he's on a cruise with me. 1193 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,312 No, he's on holiday with me! 1194 01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:22,914 Then you got me for the ass again? 1195 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:25,270 Below! 1196 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,878 Did it hurt you? Does it hurt? 1197 01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:31,356 Nothing less! It moved my thoughts! 1198 01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:34,040 I felt it... I felt it... 1199 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:37,634 Ugly cabron. 1200 01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:40,879 It's true, I deceived you, but it was a gesture of love. 1201 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,310 It was the only way so we can be together... 1202 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:46,672 I don't want to leave you anything that makes you remember me. 1203 01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:49,076 Not even a hair! - Love... 1204 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,597 Don't get overwhelmed by one emotional reaction. Let's think. 1205 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:55,792 Magda, forgive me. Desculpame, desculpame. 1206 01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:57,593 Ah! The bird's eye! 1207 01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:00,791 Magda, forgive me... 1208 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:05,357 Why did you lock the door? Why did you lock it? 1209 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:09,838 Why? Why? 1210 01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,874 I felt it, I felt it... 1211 01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:17,074 NOISES AT THE DOOR 1212 01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:20,756 Love! Love, I'm forgiven! 1213 01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:22,315 Love! 1214 01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,996 - Love who? - Love who? 1215 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:32,037 Love you. You, only love. 1216 01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:36,472 One love, one love, love you. What a surprise, come in. 1217 01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:39,949 But what good wind? 1218 01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:43,193 And you ask me? Does that seem like a way to you normal to behave? 1219 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:46,551 You turn off the phones, you never stay away with Felice. You've got a mess! 1220 01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:48,432 An accident on a cruise? 1221 01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,759 I smell a perfume. There was a woman here! 1222 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,830 Okay, it'll be the Creole who does the cleaning. 1223 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:01,516 Of course and does she use Chanel number 5? Do you mind if I take a look? 1224 01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:04,672 No, you won't find a hair anyway. < THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 1225 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:09,911 Magda, what are you doing here? - Love, I have forgiven you. 1226 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:13,118 How forgiven? Now? On the spot? Forgive me later! 1227 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,914 - How later? - In 10 minutes, a quarter of an hour... 1228 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:18,549 I say this for your dignity of a woman, darling. 1229 01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:21,559 If you do that, someone takes advantage of it. Mo go to the bow. 1230 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:24,479 - But we're on the bow! - Then at the stern, which is more appropriate. 1231 01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:25,829 - < Paolo! - Yes? 1232 01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:32,471 - In fact there is nothing here. - View? I am pure as a lily. 1233 01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:35,513 Have you looked everywhere? Were you scrupulous? 1234 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,633 Have you looked here? - No. 1235 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,597 You did well, there's nothing anyway! 1236 01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:43,469 Let me see! 1237 01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:46,752 There is only the naval code, typical of cruise ships. 1238 01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:48,951 - And get up! - And my mother... 1239 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:55,710 And this? 1240 01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:57,309 It's mine. 1241 01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,949 Your? A thong? So small? 1242 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:03,438 Push-up model! Well, what's strange? 1243 01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:06,632 You women get your tits up and we cheer ourselves up! 1244 01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:12,357 You see, it was recommended to me Professor Zampetti, the urologist, 1245 01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:14,869 At first an itch, then I got used to it 1246 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,514 And it's a holy hand for the scrotum. - Who is this? 1247 01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:19,559 - Magda. - Who is Magda? 1248 01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:21,273 - Who is Magda? - Who is Magda? 1249 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:24,791 - She's Felice's new partner. - And why is he with you in the photo? 1250 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,911 Because Felice took the photo. 1251 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:31,076 - My brother with this? - Piece of pussy, let's say it. 1252 01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:34,636 For this reason Felice was never with me, he was always in the room with her. 1253 01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:37,036 Stuff you wouldn't believe. - In fact I don't believe it 1254 01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:40,312 And I'm going to ask him. And if it's not true that they are together, 1255 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:42,875 I divorce and I ruin you. - Are you crazy? Where are you going? 1256 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:46,072 You will surely find them twisted, an indistinct mass, 1257 01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:48,669 Then you embarrass yourself... - But go, go... 1258 01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:51,597 Darling, I'll wait for you here, huh? 1259 01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:59,993 Abandon ship immediately, Let everyone save themselves, 1260 01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:02,589 That a tsunami is coming to me of pain in the ass. 1261 01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:05,280 A situation really unpleasant. 1262 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:15,950 Well done! 1263 01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:25,078 Luigi and Michela forever? 1264 01:29:25,720 --> 01:29:28,075 One moment, sorry, there is an error here. 1265 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,510 The spouses are not Luigi and Michela. 1266 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,513 It's a pretty big mistake. 1267 01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:38,832 The pastry chef did it quite a mess... 1268 01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:41,909 Please! 1269 01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:46,511 No mistake, the bride and groom are Luigi and Michela, I checked. 1270 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:49,314 But checked what? Checked where, what? 1271 01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:53,115 Checked who, what? - You don't understand, it's a joke, eh! 1272 01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:55,875 We had fun, that's enough, come on... 1273 01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:57,758 Unfortunately the error is there. 1274 01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:00,190 You signed the line of the spouses, 1275 01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,311 Instead of that of the witnesses. 1276 01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:04,875 Holy shit. And what happens now? 1277 01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:09,313 Nothing, what's happening. It cancels, we're all here, it's a do-over, right? 1278 01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:12,796 - Right. - No, we have already sent the fax. 1279 01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:15,910 Commander? But who cares. 1280 01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:18,077 As soon as the fax arrives in Santo Domingo, 1281 01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:21,477 He goes to the protocol office and before the embassy closes, 1282 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:25,230 It is endorsed and from that moment you are husband and wife. 1283 01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:27,317 - No! Oh no! - And wife. Very good. 1284 01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:29,876 - Very good? - Clear procedure. 1285 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:32,037 It's not clear at all the procedure! 1286 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:35,437 Listen, little curiosity, what time does the embassy close? 1287 01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:39,552 In an hour, but to cancel you have to go in person. 1288 01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:42,070 - Can we do it? - We have to do it! 1289 01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:46,914 Are you sure you know how to drive this thing? 1290 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:49,759 Of course I know how to drive, I have a boating license. 1291 01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:54,033 It's still a dinghy. You see, the boating license in... 1292 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:55,833 You know... the dinghy... - Huh? 1293 01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:59,191 The dinghy!!! 1294 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:06,872 - Do we have enough petrol? - I don't know! 1295 01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:10,989 - Paul! - What is it? 1296 01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:15,836 - Where are you going? - In the laundry room. 1297 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,276 - I saw Felice. - And what did he tell you? 1298 01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:22,234 No, I haven't talked to him, but I owe you apologize, you were right. 1299 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,517 Please? - They fuck like hedgehogs. 1300 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:27,712 But who? Francesca, the names! Him: Happy. She? 1301 01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:30,116 - Magda. - Magda? But are you sure? 1302 01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:31,992 You must have seen wrong, perhaps... 1303 01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:36,796 No, no. It took me half an hour to see her face, but it was her. 1304 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:41,913 - Did she like it? - I would say very much. 1305 01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,989 And then I had never seen it Happy naked, but... 1306 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:49,118 - More than me? - Eeh! 1307 01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:51,470 But then a rhythm, an energy! 1308 01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,477 Let's leave the details alone! 1309 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:56,598 When you slammed the door on me I remained in my face, 1310 01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:58,791 I heard it all and I understood what to do. 1311 01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:04,795 Love... thank you. 1312 01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:07,836 Thank you sweetie! But you are a genius. 1313 01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:11,791 You subjected yourself to the sacrifice to go to bed with him, 1314 01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:13,433 To save me... - No. 1315 01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:17,440 I take this opportunity to thank you too, 1316 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:20,871 Which you volunteered to act as accomplice to this nice farce, 1317 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,992 Pretending, maybe you have orgasm was also simulated. 1318 01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:26,634 - Actually... - No! What's done is done. 1319 01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:30,954 However, don't be afraid, for me it is as if nothing had happened, 1320 01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:33,953 The important thing is that Francesca he believed it. 1321 01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:37,312 Meanwhile love, now you come down from the... well, come down. 1322 01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:41,718 In the meantime, I'll help you collect your few things, 1323 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,956 So we leave and... What are you doing? 1324 01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:47,318 Mamm 'e Pumpei... Ah... 1325 01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,074 Help me. 1326 01:32:56,880 --> 01:32:58,393 Come on love, come to bed. 1327 01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:20,238 I'm so happy for Felice. 1328 01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:21,350 Mmm... 1329 01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:26,031 You know, seeing them so in love, so passionate, 1330 01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:28,800 It made me want it. Let's make love... 1331 01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:29,910 Who? 1332 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:31,713 Like, who? you and me. 1333 01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:35,911 Ah, little pussy... 1334 01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:47,113 VERSE OF PLEASURE 1335 01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:54,630 But what was it? 1336 01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:58,998 Like, what was it? Erm... a one-night stand. 1337 01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:02,630 Goodnight, darling. Have a good rest. 1338 01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:15,314 But what did the doctor say? 1339 01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:17,636 He said he is depressed and you have to have fun. 1340 01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:19,797 Well, now he's coming to the mountains with you. 1341 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:22,355 I would take it there, but have you seen how he reacts? 1342 01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:24,312 Do you want to come to Pescasseroli? 1343 01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:27,319 No, Pescasseroli, no! 1344 01:34:28,440 --> 01:34:31,114 Have you seen? What did you decide to do? 1345 01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:34,870 We're going to Copenhagen one time kind of second honeymoon. 1346 01:34:35,320 --> 01:34:38,551 Copenhagen... Copenhagen! 1347 01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:43,473 - Do you like Copenhagen? - I like Copenhagen... 1348 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:47,197 It's the first time he's revived. Maybe if you took it with you, 1349 01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:49,880 It would improve. - Copenhagen! 1350 01:34:50,160 --> 01:34:53,949 No, I don't understand it! And then you're putting me in trouble. 1351 01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:57,471 Then we already have to leave and all the seats are already booked. 1352 01:34:57,600 --> 01:35:01,753 No, I feel too sorry for it, I give up and I'm going with Francesca to Pescasseroli. 1353 01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:05,032 Not to fish them! Nope Pescasseroli... 1354 01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:08,520 I mean, in your opinion, I have to leave with this death, 1355 01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:12,031 That all we need is a passage of spirit and is he ready for the crypt? 1356 01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:13,639 No, no, no, no! 1357 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:16,196 But you are ungrateful, him for you he did it. 1358 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:22,279 It's true... after all, ours happiness is also thanks to him. 1359 01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,478 Copenhagen... 1360 01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:31,391 And okay... I'll sacrifice myself. 1361 01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:43,000 Just think, the two of us are here back here in the Caribbean 1362 01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:46,476 And those two in Pescasseroli, cò 2 meters of snow, with that cold! 1363 01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:49,672 But here, what an atmosphere... Can I ask you something? 1364 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:52,314 Can you make me depressed again? - Copenhagen... 1365 01:35:52,440 --> 01:35:56,320 My goodness, you are a phenomenon. So we deceived them, good job. 1366 01:35:56,440 --> 01:35:59,000 And now let's go have some fun. Come, come... 1367 01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:04,669 But how come you've already broken up Magda's balls? 1368 01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:08,794 No, as a lover she is very nice, but as a wife she is unbearable. 1369 01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:12,356 Speaking of lovers, but which one are you do you want the blonde or the brunette? 1370 01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:13,879 I like brunette. 1371 01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:16,389 I like the blonde, the one with the rude ass, 1372 01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:18,477 I haven't seen it in 20 years such an ass! 1373 01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:42,319 VERSES 1374 01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:44,636 - < VERSES - Yes, later. 1375 01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:01,393 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 1376 01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:13,596 You know that today is it our anniversary? 1377 01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:15,753 We've been married for a year. 1378 01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:20,194 No, it's been a year we crashed. 1379 01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:24,790 Okay, come on, at least for today Let's not argue, huh? 1380 01:37:28,120 --> 01:37:29,110 Okay. 1381 01:37:31,080 --> 01:37:33,230 - Michela... - Yes? 1382 01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:35,509 What are you doing tonight? 1383 01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:38,078 Well, I have a half commitment. 1384 01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:43,833 Can't you cancel? It's our evening... 1385 01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:48,235 Just don't bring your friend, I don't like it, it's a ball. 1386 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:54,029 Listen Diadora, don't get angry, it's our anniversary, 1387 01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:58,074 In short... try to understand, eh. Thank you. 1388 01:37:58,440 --> 01:38:02,070 - LUIGI CLEARS HIS THROAT - Yes? 1389 01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:06,596 So... everything's fine, she was understanding. 1390 01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:08,110 Well. 1391 01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:11,190 So... can I? 1392 01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:16,115 Please...